Articles by Bunty Mills

About Bunty Mills

War-Town War Room Anchor at The War-Town Times 27 time winner of the "Nebraska Tomato Soup Can" award, Bunty Mills has brought his pristine brilliance & professionalism to broadcast journalism to six people in a mule shed in Wyoming for 30 of his 82 year career. Most popularly known as the voiceover actor in a Vitalis Hair Tonic radio spot in 1958, Bunty Mills has recently been brought to the forefront of broadcasting in War-Town with his War-Room News Blurps.

WAR-TOWN TIMES: Sheriff Shootout Special 2024; Post Sonya Massey Murder

July 29, 2024 Bunty Mills 0

In yet another long list, of melanated Individuals having their lives destroyed or taken away, the world has witnessed the murder of Sonya Massey via […]

The Story of Us: WAR-TOWN Needs a Rebrand

July 13, 2024 Bunty Mills 0

The Fictional City of WAR-TOWN, in a transitory phase of seeking new identity, has undergone a rebranding project where your Humble Author, Narrator, & Fictional […]

Arthur Lee Harris Answers the Call: Sheriff Shootout Special 2024 Update June 15th

June 16, 2024 Bunty Mills 0

Finally, past the primaries, a candidate for Houston County Sheriff has agreed to sit down with your Humble Author, Narrator, & Fictional Character – Daniel […]

The WAR-TOWN TIMES S2 E11: Butthurt Bibb Calls the Coppers on Baughier

November 19, 2023 Bunty Mills 0

In a continuation of the “Charlie Bibb Sign War Saga”, the entirety of the encounter between former city council candidate, Stephen Baughier, and the WAR-TOWN […]

Newsblurp: Charlie Bibb Strikes Again! The Penetration of the Polls

November 11, 2023 Bunty Mills 0

In another astounding example of how mob rule democracy can really put a stick in everyone’s craw, the recent City Council Post 2 race in […]